How to ask more sex from your wife: POV of a wife that wants to have sex but keeps rejecting it

How to ask your wife for more sex? It’s very simple.

Do… Not… Fucking… Ask.

Shut the fuck up for a second, let me explain.

We already know, okay? All wives… we already know how much sex we’re not having and how much sex we’re not giving you. Okay? We already fucking know it. It’s a thought the comes up every so often. But we’re not purposely avoiding and rejecting sex. It’s not our intention to reject it. We love sex. All wives used to love it. All women used to love it. Okay? And we still do love it and want it when our insides and outsides are cooperating with each other, tuitions are paid, there’s food on the table, bills are paid, the kids have new toys, they’re not failing classes, the pantry is filled with snacks, the stars are aligned, and Mercury is not in retrograde. We still want to have sex. The wanting is there, hidden under a pile of tasks and thoughts that just don’t seem to end.

Once we became a mother… priorities have shifted, okay? Every day, every second, and every minute, we are actively avoiding accidents, emergencies, and health issues. We are actively struggling to make sure the kids are alright and their frontal lobes are developing in the right way while trying to deal with our own internal issues. Many of those issues you don’t know, because we don’t tell you and want to figure them out on our own.

Basically, our levers and gears are winding non-stop. Even when we seem like we’re resting, we are not.

Being a mother is fucking exhausting. You’ve heard of that line multiple times because it fucking is. It’s not a complaint, it’s just the reality of motherhood. We’re not complaining. But, it’s fucking exhausting. I don’t give a fuck if she only has one kid, that shit is still exhausting. It takes a fucking village to raise 1 child. If she has help, it’s still fucking exhausting because a mother worries and stresses 24/7. Even if she’s just sitting down or lying down, her mind is running a million things and crossing out and adding things from the list of things she has to do that are lined up in her head.

From the minute we wake up… there’s a list of things piled up in our head that we need to get done so that the kids can stick to their routine and everything is in place and in order.

From the minute we wake up, it’s “Mom!” “Mom!” “Mom!” Do you know how many times moms are called in a day? 200–400 times a day. Do you know how many times dads are called in a day? Under 100. What does this mean? Men… are… useless. Char. I’m kidding. No. This means… men really are useless. I’m still fucking kidding. No. It just means that there are things moms can do that dads really can’t. Even if you think it’s 50/50, moms are almost always the default parent, even if the dad is 100% present, the mom will still be the default parent, because it’s in our DNA to care, nurture, and love. It’s just different with a mom. Okay? Don’t take it personally. Moms are better than dads. Peer-yuhd. It’s just the reality. Nothing personal.

Zow… Bottomline… we don’t wanna get asked to do something if the question or the favor does not concern the kids. You know?

For example… it’s been a long day, it’s after dinner, the kids are chill, doing their homework or they’re already tucked in in their beds and it’s just the two of you. She’s sitting down on the couch, finally able to relax for just like a little bit, and then you come at her with that stupid fucking haughty smile and say some shit like “It’s daddy and mommy’s playtime” or “Can you give me a quick blowjob? The kids are asleep now.” “How about a hand job?” or my least favorite words, “I’m horny.”

Bitch… already… immediately… it’s a no. You’re not getting it tonight. We might say “Later.” But it’s a very strong “No.”

Don’t take it personally. It’s not the sex; it’s the manner of asking it from us.

Zow… how? How do you ask for sex when we don’t wanna be asked for sex?

The secret is…

You ask without using words.

The fuck do I mean?

I mean don’t ask for sex verbally.

I’m gonna show you an ideal day of how you can ask for sex without asking it verbally. If you do this, you’ll mostly likely end up with your foreskin on your wife’s mouth, your balls in her throat, and jizz on her face without even begging her for it.

1. In the morning, when you wake up, DON’T… just fucking don’t touch us sexually. Don’t even grab a fucking tit. Don’t even think about it. Already, when you grab a tit, an ass, our vajeen, or even try to fucking put it in, already, we’re thinking of trying to get away from it, already it’s, “The kids are gonna be late.” Because we know you want to have sex. Zow what should you do?

Instead of ramming us with your morning wood, keep us in a warm embrace, make sure our feet aren’t cold, and say something slick and cute like, “I wish I could stay here all day with you.” Or “I wish I could fit you in my pocket so I can bring you to work” or just plant kisses in her hair and neck just tell her you love her, without being sexual, get it in your head that you’re already not getting fucked this morning, so your goal is getting fucked tonight. I know it’s difficult, because male testosterone gets fucking especially wild and feral in the morning, but just howld onto it until later, okay? It’ll be much more rewarding. I promise yew. Just don’t grab violenty grab our titz and our pubic mound right away, mmkay? And don’t attempt to have morning sex when it’s a school day. Your chances of getting vaginized in the morning when it’s a school day is zilch to –1.

Another thing you can do… when it’s not a school morning or a school night… get a vibrator… if she doesn’t have one yet, the fuck are you waiting for? Get her one!

Just when she’s sleeping, or much better, right after she tip toes to the bathroom to empty her morning bladder, just press a vibrator on her Pikachu while she’s sleeping, whisper some shit like, “We don’t have to have sex. You can go back to sleep. I just wanna make you cum.” Bruh. The fact that you were in it for HER pleasure? You just want to get her off? And not to get your off? Bruv… Automatically, she’s not thinking, “Oh, I better think of an excuse to go back to sleep and reject him.” Automatically, she’s thinking, “Oh, yay! I don’t have to do anything, and he loves me so much that he just wants to make me cum.” She will immediately open up her legs and let you bizz buzz that vibrator without hesitation. And we all know what’s gonna happen after that, right? She’s gonna want sex because already her estrogen is up, she is completely lubricated, blood is rushing to her cuhnt, and her Pikachu has started to contract, which indicates she wants some dyick. There is your chance to get vaginized.

Just try it… if the vibrator thing doesn’t work with your wife, throw away your wife. I’m kidding. If it doesn’t work, try again another night, or better yet just eat her out while sleeping. She may reject you because she’s gonna think, “No. I have to wash, and I have to make it clean.” Just get a feminine wipe ready but make sure she also knows that you don’t give a shit about the natural odor of her fikachu, just say you love how it smells, just fucking lie, bro, just fucking lie. Again… this or may not work on your wife, but the important thing is that you try.

2. When she’s in the kitchen preparing lunch boxes or breakfast for the kids, pull her to the side in the morning and take her into your arms without letting your hands wander, bitch, don’t even think about grabbing a fucking tit, don’t even think about grabbing a left or right ass, just keep it PG, pull her into a warm embrace, and tell her something sweet like, “You’re so beautiful.” Even when she looks like roadkill and her hair is a fucking mess, just fucking lie, bruv, and then leave a sweet kiss, like an intentional smack, no tongue, just fucking keep it PG, you know what I’m saying? Coz she’s not there, yet, grabbing a tit will just throw her off, because in her mind she’s already thinking, “Ugh, shit, he wants to have sex soon. How can I think of ways to avoid it later?” If you don’t let her think you want to have sex, but you still adore her and love her, she’ll be more inclined to give you her uterus and cervix.

You can also say some cheesy corny line, like “Thank you for taking care of the kids,” “Thank you for always putting the kids first,” “Thank you for giving me a family,” “Thank you for giving me our beautiful kids,” Just, say something nice and appreciative about her mothering skills, even though you think she’s already a great mom, chances are she still thinks she’s not doing enough and always feels inadequate as a mom, so even if you think she knows she’s a great mom, comment on how great she is as a mom, and you leave the house without being sexual? Without grabbing a tit, or grabbing an ass or trying to grab our crotch? Just leave her feeling good as a wife and mom? Best fucking believe, she’s gonna go on about her day, feeling like her bad self again, feeling sexy, feeling pretty, feeling like she’s where she’s meant to be and just giving her all the feels and giving her life that will motivate her throughout the day? Best fucking believe, she’s thinking about reciprocating your words of affirmation and validation with something sexual. Coz we all know that’s what you want most.

3. When you’re at work, if you have time, send her a photo of her WITHOUT MAKE UP ON, in her natural state, send a photo of her after she became a mom, not a photo before she became mom, and tell her “Can’t focus on work, because I can’t stop thinking about how beautiful my wife is.” Or “I feel bad about my coworkers. They have to go home to ugly wives, and I don’t.” DO NOT… I repeat… do not include words that are sexual or anything that would make her think you wanna fuck her tonight because you will throw the energy off. If you do this shit… she’ll be self-conscious again and start thinking like “Oh, shit, my husband still thinks I’m pretty. I gotta live up to it. I’ll shower early, put on something nice, and love my life today as a wife and a mother.” She’s not there yet, but you’re close. And then don’t prolong the conversation, just leave her thinking she’s a hot bitch, and then end the conversation with, “I gotta get back to work. Need to make more money and be rich so I can give you and the kids a good life.” Bitch… if you let her think you are motivated and fueled at work to get that bread, she’s gonna think you love the family and the kids so much, and it’ll relax her mind a bit because she’s gonna think “He loves his life with me. I’m where I should be.” Slowly… she doesn’t know it yet, but her ovaries are coordinating with each other throughout that day, trying to give each other a pep talk and having a discussion about whether or not they would want some dyick that night.

4. On the way home, grab dinner, so she doesn’t have to cook. You may ask, “Can’t I just offer to cook?” No… because the time and effort saved by bringing home take out dinner means she’ll also have extra time with you. This way, she’s less exhausted and she’ll think she’s thought of. She’ll think you see her exhaustion, which will increase her happy hormones, thereby leading you to a happy vajeen.

5. When she’s preparing dinner, or when she’s in the shower, and it’s not a school night, eat her out. Don’t ask anything that would end with you ejaculating. Don’t ask for penetration. Don’t ask for any dyick dipping. Just tell her, flat out, “I just wanna eat you. That’s it. Cum on my face. We won’t have sex. Just cum on my face.” Guaranteed, she’ll ask for sex after. Bet money she’s gonna want some dyick. And the fact that it is spontaneous and she doesn’t have time to think about rejecting you because your face is already in her crotch, makes her think of you as this dominant, alpha male, and she’s going to naturally submit herself.

6. The worst time to ask for sex is right when she just got into bed. Don’t even fucking bring it up. Don’t even fucking try anything.

7. Sure way to sex city is her ovulation day. You get one day, my man. One day of effortless solicitation of sex. On her ovulation day, you won’t have to do shit, just stand there and smile and she’s gonna want some dyick.

8. Reverse psychology. Don’t ask for it for a week. Don’t ask for it for two weeks. Make it even a month if you’re a pro. But don’t treat her differently, just stop asking. She’s gonna immediately think something’s wrong and she will surely ask why you haven’t asked her for sex. Then you say something like, “Because I know you’ll only reject me. But it’s okay. I know you’re always exhausted. I’ll just wait when you want it.” Turn it around. By saying you know she’s exhausted, it means you’re thinking of her. I don’t know if this would work on other women, but it works on me every fucking time. I always feel like a useless cunt when he does this shit to me, and of course, because I feel bad, I give him sex.

9. My favorite sure way to pussy town — give her money. Not money to spend for the house, groceries, utilities, and other bills. Money to spend on herself. Looks like she might not want anything for herself, but I’m fucking telling you there’s a shit ton of things she’d want to buy that’s been there in her online shopping cart that she hasn’t been able to check out yet because she’s putting the kids’ expenses first. Zow… give her some money. I fucking promise you, bro, she’ll suck your dyick every fucking night without you even asking.

10. I don’t know if this will work on your wife, but it’s worth a try. And if you know her, you’d know how she’d take it or reject it. Manhandle her. I don’t fucking mean rape her, fucking asshole, I mean just yank her to the side, sweep her off her feet literally, drag her to the bed, carry her to the bed, or simply manhandle her into just sliding her panties to the side and take her right then and there without foreplay, without

But read the fucking room, asshole. Don’t do this when you’re all in a hurry to get to school or maybe do this when whatever she’s cooking is on simmer, or when she’s cutting up vegetables to cook for dinner, do this when it’s a chill atmosphere, you know what I’m saying? Or maybe when everybody’s trying to get ready to go out for dinner and you’re not in a hurry. Or maybe when she’s left at home alone and the kids are in school, try to stop by for a surprise visit during lunch time, better if you come with coffee or a cold Jamba juice she can enjoy after, don’t even speak a word, don’t say shit, just rip her clothes off, but don’t rip it up if she’s wearing a favorite shirt, rip off the buttons, rip off her panties, don’t say a fucking word just fucking do it, but READ HER REACTION, motherfucker if she doesn’t want it and says NO, repeatedly, then it’s a no, mmkay? Even if you’re her husband, rape is rape. That can cause traumatic shit for her so don’t be a fucking moron. But if you know her enough, like you know in your core that she’ll respond positively to this, then go ahead.

The last time my huzzband did this worked so well on me. I was left at home. The kids are in school. I was just then I heard his car wheeled up the drive way, came in through the door, didn’t say shit, when I was just about to ask what he was doing home, he just immediately carried me to the table, ripped my panties apart, ripped my lounge shirt apart, and did his thing with his heavy dyick. Did not say a fucking word to me. Not. One. Word. When I tell you… he was talking to me with his feral, beasty, hungry eyes He was possessed by his dyick, I was the exorcist, and my pussy was his salvation.

Biiiiitch… when I tell you… I fell in love with him all over again. His manliness came fucking through. You know? It was an “Oh, shit.” moment. He brought an iced coffee and a pastry for me to enjoy once he left. It was a nice, thoughtful tip. Again… this may not work for some women, because some women do need some warming up and a heads up of what’s coming, they may not take it positively. Okay? Zow… know your wife enough. And always bring a beverage and some food when you do this. OKAY??? So you can do it again next time. She’ll be looking forward to it.

This all sounds so fucking for man, but come on, fucker, put in a little more effort, and she will reward your leprechaun-looking face and leprechaun dyick with rainbows and pots of gold. Ask for sex in a way that she’s gonna think you wanna have sex for her pleasure not yours. Do you get me? Don’t ask for sex in a way that will make her think it’s another errand or another task she has to do for somebody else. Ask for sex because YOU want to get off her off. Ask for sex in a way that it’s already enough for you that she gets off. Women are very reciprocal when she is not forced to reciprocate.

Zowwww… what have we learned tuh-day?

1. Don’t ask for sex verbally. Don’t even mention the words, “horny,” “sex,” “hand job,” “blowjob.” Ask for sex though words, actions, and behavior.

2. Women want sex. All married women want to make love to their huzzbands. The desire is just hidden under a pile of body dysmorphia, exhaustion, neglect, resentment, stress, pressure, and anxiety that come from struggling how to navigate aging, being a mother, being her own woman, and being a wife without losing hher fucking mind. It’s yer job. As a huzzband to seduce that desire out of her, pull it out of her, seduce her into wanting to seduce you. It’s your job… mmmkay? It’s the least you can fucking do. Woe her into your cack, don’t just force it up on her.

3. Know her cycle. Ovulation day is your gateway to pussy heaven. This is a win win because if you know her cycle, you’d know when her level of crazy maximizes and minimizes, and you’d know when she’s really really hungry from some dyick. At the same time, she’ll be appreciate of you and love you even more because no man in his right fucking mind would dare try to learn a woman’s cycle and track it. I’m a woman, and I don’t even fucking track it, zow, this will let her know you really love her as a woman.

4. Give her money. That’s it. Money to spend on herself and not to spend on her kids. Give her money. Give her flowers. Give her affection. And she will gargle your balls even before you could blink.

5. If you’re going to manhandle her, read your wife, and read the fucking room. Don’t be a dumbass and say dumb shit like “You’re my wife. You are obligated to give me sex.” Because I’d be the first to stab you in the eye and throat with a dull nail file. Rape is rape. That shit can cause trauma for many woman. Zow… your job, as real fucking man, is to naturally make your wife want you sexually. If you manage to make your wife want you all the fucking time??? Even with kids? Bro… that’s the real win. You know you’re a real man when your wife has reached that level of love and comfort with you that she is allowing her inner sex goddess to come back and come through without being forced.

We only have one particular life, bitch. We only get one. Zow… suck a thick dyick, sit on his face, make him cry, and love him like his testicles taste like popsicles. Bye.