Nadezhda Iskra

How to ask your wife for more sex? It’s very simple. Do… Not… Fucking… Ask. Shut the fuck up for a second, let me explain. We already know, okay? All wives… we already know how much sex we’re not having and how much sex we’re not giving you. Okay? We already fucking know it. It’s a thought the comes up every so often. But we’re not purposely avoiding and rejecting sex. It’s not our intention to reject it. We love sex. All wives used to love it. All women used to love it. Okay? And we still do...

I fucking love a 69. Not because I was a ho and am still a ho, but because I’m fucking exhausted, beesh. I’m fucking exhausted, and I gained twenty pounds after three kids. I know, right? “Goddamn! What did you eat?” Uhm… my successful professional career? Why do you think I don’t have one? I’m kidding. I love being a mom. I do not regret not having money of my own and not having freedom. Not… One… Bit. Rolling my eyes so far back in my head, I just unlocked my childhood memories Jokes aside…...

When you’ve been married for so fucking long, sometimes the “yearning” or “hunger” for sex dissipates like magic, the same way our huzzband’s browser history disappears when we check his phone. I know, bitch. It’s not just your huzzband — my huzzband does that too when he’s tired of seeing my Pluto-sized areolas. IYKYK. That yearning is hidden under a pile of obligations, worries, and exhaustion — especially if you have kids. “Eww! Marriage sounds like a fucking nightmare!” I won’t sugarcoat....